Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Perfect Boyfriend:

Hey guys, just saw this online and felt the need to repost it. I know most of my readers are male, so I suppose this is the best advice I could possibly give. I am done with finals at the end of the week (YAY!!!) and I have a week then before life gets crazy again, so I promise to respond to all emails I have recieved since January. No joke. And I promise that you will get to e-spank me if it has been like more than 3 months since you emailed. Oh, ps I got an internship in Europe this summer!!!!! :D

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite shirt
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
She really does, more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I hope I find this man someday.
Princess Kelley


  1. i hope that one day you can find someone like that
    *avuncular hug and forehead smooch.

    note to her other male readers:
    you LIS-TEN-ING boys?

  2. Richard- That's right! They better be listening! And thank you, I hope so too

    Princess Kelley

  3. Ow i love this and i really do my best to be this guy ;) but i brooke up with her :( so i'm finding one's too
    ur fan or friend as you like from morocco :)
    mail me plz