Saturday, April 28, 2012

Bloopers and Behind the Scenes: Naughty Reindeer, Bad Santa

Its only 5 months late! But I finally did it! Hey, better late than never I guess. :)

The craziest idea I have ever had for a video, and the most fun I have ever had filming on what is to this date my least successful video ever LOL. :)

Hope ya'll enjoy this as much I we do. I hurt my stomach I was laughing so hard last night. I think it will be funny to everyone else as well, but hey, it might be an inside joke kind of thing. If nothing else, you get a whole lot of boob action :)

 http://clips4sale.com/44821



xoxo
Princess Kelley

Friday, April 27, 2012

A Lesson In Cause and Effect

Hey Team!
What the hell happened to April!? Will hopefully be doing a vlog soon, as well as catching up on other blog related activities. Miss y'all! But to tied you over, here is a tiny treat :)


Cause: 

Taking Photo of Daddy sleeping with Gabby and then posting it to his and my Fetlife pages.



Effect: 

A Very sore bottom


Monday, April 16, 2012

The British are Coming! The British are Coming!

Everybody freak out!!!

After failing to be one of the 6 countries that Texas has been a part of (France, Spain, Mexico, Republic of Texas, The Confederacy (yes, down here people consider that a country), and The US), and losing the devastating defeat to the American colonies back in 1783, they have finally launched their insidious plan to take over Texas!

Invasion by hot British spanking models!!!!

*cue dramatic music and audible gasps*

This plan has quite the potential. Knowing how big, powerful, Texas men are likely to fall for these innocent looking creatures, they have been dispatched to the Texas All State Spanking Party in June to use their feminine wiles against us.

The two agents being sent are known as Amelia Jane Rutherford (left) and Pandora Blake (right). Do NOT let their beautiful faces and bodies and innocent smiles fool you. They are trained operatives in the spanking assassin arts.



The details of the plot are yet unknown, but all should be advised and use extreme caution.


xoxo
Princess Kelley

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

A (rather Drunken) Blog Post from Daddy

Hey Team,

Sorry for the extended hiatus again. Things have been rather busy lately in mostly good ways. Was spending lots of time with my family, and working hard on TASSP and an estate sale I am running for Daddy.

Anywho, so last night I made a nice dinner for us that involved wine (which I love and drink a lot of- I am contemplating getting my sommelier license actually) which he normally doesn't drink.

He then insisted after our shenanigans that he wanted to write this... sooo...

OK. So my BabyGirl Princess Kelley is sitting gingerly on a very sore bottom, making loud noises like "Bllllupupipipip!!!!" and "Ohhhhh Long Johnson!!!" We drank an entire bottle of SIMI Sonoma County Chardonnay 2009 which, along with our huge quantities of meds caused one of us to became REALLLLY drunk and start throwing pillows, taking out most of the items on the kitchen counter. (I had to ask her what that flat thing in t5he kitchen was called...) Then since we'd drunk all of the chardonnay, she suggested I take my handful of powerful drugs with another bottle of wine, a Ruffino Riserva Ducale Chianti Classico, Riserva 2007 (which took me five tries to type), which she decided not to tell me had gone over aqnd becomd the nastiest tasting vinegar you ever tasted. Then, as I gtried not to vomit, she started talking about eating snot.
I then tried to spank her, but she resisted, and took unfiar advantage of my athritic elbows, so I tricked herm by acting like I was so drunk I used the wrong side of a hrirbrush to spanke her, then fell on the floor laughing. She leaned over the side of the couch, and I sprung into actiopn!! I grabbed her and dragged her over the couch end thingie and blistered her rear ened with a hairbrush (the right side this time.)


Old age and treachery always wisn out over youth and skill!!!!!
(That was so all you other old farts couold buck up!!)
Now her cat is attackin g my ankkles.


Daddy


I decided to leave all the typo's *muahaha* ;)
xoxo
Princess Kelley