" to all the ass hat jocks who beat me up in school/ now I'm the one cool /I'm the one that's cool./ to all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule now/ I'm the one that's cool/ I'm the one that's cool... You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool/ now I'm the one that's cool /I'm the one that's cool."
Sober me sings a lot, quite well. drunk me sings even more, just very poorly.
Video does NOT contain singing. Just have that song stuck in my head and everyone should go listen to it.