So anyway, I went and told my now former bf, known here as my vanilla white knight. I was trying to explain how different sadists are from spankos by saying that he had called me vanilla- well vanilla with sprinkles to be accurate- and my knight knew that was a bit offensive to me. So to cheer me up he said:
"Isn't being called vanilla by a sadist a bit like being called lazy by a surivalist?"
Best quote ever.
God I love my knight :-)