OMFG!!! POUT! *stomps foot* no fair!
Ok, so I was just on the phone with the birthday meanie and I told him that I posted the question, but that I wasn't that worried if it would end up being fun, and like a good girl spanking. And he said that it wouldn't be like a good girl spanking b/c it would be with EACH of his implements!!! (which mind you is his hand, hairbrush, bathbrush, and a paddle and a belt if he wants to add that) NO FAIR!!! that is NOT how a birthday spanking works I cried, outraged. A Bday spanking is to be given with the hand, one swat for each year and one to grow on, delivered with the reciever in their birthday suit. And it is totally unfair that I would get a punishment for his birthday! I mean, to give you an example, I cried yesterday from 50 swats with the bathbrush which was a very harsh punishment. And now he wants to give me 38 (and btw he's turning 36, so i'm not sure where he got those extra 2) with each implement!!!
I stand by that this is beyond unfair. Remember this is the big meanie head who made the pictures go away. :( pout. pout. pout. :(