Friday, June 25, 2010

Messy Room

Messy Room by Shel Silverstein

Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater's been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!

Hey team. So I am messy. Really really messy. I'm just not neat. I love the quote "those of you who keep a neat desk dont' know the joy of finding something that has been lost forever."

I'm the girl who as she walks in the door starts stripping her clothes off as she walks and dropping them on the floor as she goes. But the strange thing is, I prefer clean and neat. I'm just really lazy and not naturally clean/neat. My mother is the most anal person you will ever know (when she comes to visit me at school I will frantically clean my room for a day before she comes and she will whine the second she gets in "Oh my gosh! Do you EVER clean this place?!? You're living in filth!") and so my house at home is very clean (and my room is too, as it must be picked up on Tuesdays and Friday mornings before our maid comes or she will not wash my clothes.) And I love going home and having everything clean.

But I digress. So my general state is messy, and I will let it grow and grow until one day I can't take it anymore and I clean the whole thing til its perfect. Depedening on who I'm living with and my mental state at the time when this "one day" comes varies. And over the last few years of beign in college...well lets just say we've had some moments of a Long time between. And then there are always the "I just moved in....2 months ago...and just never unpacked..." which was kinda the situation I found myself in today, an hour and a half before my trainer was set to arrive. Yikes!
(Btw, the general day to day average is not this bad)

Now, is it just me or is the one thing missing from these photos me, with a bright red bare bottom, standing in the corner?

Princess Kelley
PS. Feel encouraged to scold :)

PPS. Of course nothing will ever compare to the end of the year freshman year...

PPSS. Or the middle of the summer After freshman year (this one is definitely the worst- first time without a roommate away from home- this is the view from sitting on my bed)

PPPS. Oh and then there is this really pretty picture of me sophmore year...if you just ignore the background...(we always took photos on my roomies side of the room b/c it was cleaner...)


  1. Hi Kelley,

    Messy, schmessy... Life is too short to worry about about trying to be a neat freak if that's just not you.


    PS - Is that by chance a spanking implement I spy under the glass-top table?

  2. Looks like you're feeling feeling perkier than you were for the last few days. Happy to see that. Of course, somebody needs to spank you for making messes of such historical dimensions. Maybe now you're feeling up to sharing the good things that happened last weekend.
    Be well!

  3. I don't think I ever get that bad. I'm sort of odd though in that I'll organise and keep everything in its place, but I hate to dust or clean bathrooms. So everything is tucked away and uncluttered, but dusty in my place.

    And, yes, there should be a follow-up picture with you spanked and in the corner.

  4. I just pictured a Where's Waldo-esque scene of you standing in the corner. Where's Kelley? Oh yes, there's her red bottom, peeking out from behind the mountain of clothing. ;)

  5. Alas, I am the same. You never really see it when it is your own mess, do you? I do get spanked when I am with my boyfriend and I make a mess. It is a great shock when someone notices and points out to you that you just left something where it "ought not to be."
    He makes me tidy my own mess and then I get spanked which I consider to be unfair as that is a double punishment.
    I am about to get up and tidy my house. I have fifteen mugs by my bed. It is not good.

  6. I have a messy desk at work. It makes people think i am REALLY busy!


  7. Good Lord are you one messy princess, young lady! I agree with the other commenters that someone desperately needs to be holding you to account for this sort of thing, as those messes are simply intolerable!

    That being said, it is very nice to see you posting more regularly and opening up more.

  8. Bonnie-
    HAHAHAHAH. Why yes it is. :) It is a beautiful bathbrush hair brush mix from...oh my gosh where is it from...I know this....I love them...its just been so long since I bought a spanking implement! They do pinup stuff- and my brush used to have a pretty pinup girl on the back...but it got worn away on my bottom *blush.* And my Daddy (not a spanko remember) when he saw these photos (my momma had helped me clean and had given a few swats for how bad it was but Daddy hadn't seen)...well he had me use that brush on my bottom yesterday morning with some serious effect. It'd been a long time too since it got used, b/c its been so long since I've been by myself.
    And you are right, life is too short to be neat! Messy people of the world unite! :) Biggest Hugs

    J- Yes, I am feeling better than I was for sure, its all coming with time. And yes sir, I agree, I very much should be taken to task for such a mess! And I hope to post about the amazing day by the end of the day. :)

    Well I'm not a duster either. I acutally didn't know what dusting Was actually until last year. Don't judge. Lol. And yes, I really do need to be spanked and in the corner don't I? ;)

    Barely Pink-
    LOL. that's actually kinda exactly how I saw it when I said what was missing was me with a bare bottom in the corner, lol. :)

    Poppy- Oh dear! Well don't feel too bad, I have a weeks worth of dishes stacked up- my trainer even commented about it! eek! But its not my fault! I don't have any dishwashing liquid...and I'm lazzyyyy. Lol. My boyfriends were the same. And it is double punishment! But we love it, don't we? :) Edward, my first daddy, was a clean freak, and when I would come over to his house he would like literally just walk behind me pickup up my mess as I went and then when I reached the bedroom would just spank me. ;) hehe. Good luck sweetie!

    Blush yes sir/ma'am (you didn't qualify). And thank you. In trying to reclaim the blog as mine, I'm finding posting more often helps :) I really appreciate the positive feedback- you have no idea how much.

    Princess Kelley

  9. "(Btw, the general day to day average is not this bad)"
    Hehe, don't let her fool you with this. The general day to day is bad and yes she could use a nice red bottom over it!


  10. Kelley, the messiness of your room is certainly well documented in these photos. I guess the fact that you don't have time to clean it up but you do have time to photograph it makes me think that there's a somewhat deliberate quality to the messiness, like you're being rebellious!

    Were you MADE to clean up your room as a little girl?

    Of course I'm a little messy too!

  11. i know this is old but i hope you got that room cleaned up young lady, if you get your room that way again some one ought to spank your bottom red and not let you put pants back on untill it's cleaned up lol. btw love your video on spankingtube.