Francesca: are you busy? I need help
Francesca: ...picking a vibrator
Princess Kelley: lol
Princess Kelley: i was about to go to bed
Francesca: damnit
Princess Kelley: and i saw that and got concerned, and then
Princess Kelley: lol
Princess Kelley: i can still help though :)
Princess Kelley: what's up?
Francesca: ok!
Princess Kelley: what part do you need help with?
Francesca: so i have $ on amazon giftcards and figured i'd put it to good use
Francesca: on sex toys
Princess Kelley: lol
Princess Kelley: good plan
Francesca: i dunno how much you pay attention to the world of luxury vibrators but this brand Vanity by Jopen, have 2 models that I'm torn between
Francesca: ignore how bad the commercial is
Princess Kelley: ok send me the links- and i pay pretty close attention
Francesca: i've http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laLtFRtI
Princess Kelley: i'm a big fan of lelo for the record
Francesca: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTjQSRCiCA&feature=related
Francesca: lelo is cool
Princess Kelley: oh i saw this at condom sense
Francesca: but these, I met at condom sense one day and never forgot
Francesca: i've been internet stalking and lusting over
Princess Kelley: lol
Francesca: since february
Princess Kelley: they seem awesome
Francesca: i know
Princess Kelley: well then you shoudl get one!
Princess Kelley: ok
Princess Kelley: then which is the other?
Francesca: but now i have to pick and i've narrowed it down to 7 & and 11
Francesca: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTjQSRCiCA&feature=related
Princess Kelley: ok found it
Francesca: go to 1:08 on that vid
Francesca: lol
Princess Kelley: hmmm
Princess Kelley: LOL
Princess Kelley: ok personally i like the 7
Princess Kelley: but i prefer clitoral stimulation
Princess Kelley: and i dont' like things to move circularly inside me
Princess Kelley: find my g spot and stick with it
Princess Kelley: lol
Princess Kelley: plus it is MUCH larger- and i'm not stretched enough'; but i am not intimately acquantied with your vagina
Francesca: hahaha. well I like interesting sensations... and i'm afraid the 7 won't be big enough, or the 11 will be too big,
Princess Kelley: well how big is the one you're using now?
Francesca: like i'm just afraid of making the wrong descision
Princess Kelley: 7 is larger than the one i have, and the one i use is plenty big on me
Francesca: meh, the entire thing is the same at the insertable lenth as
Francesca: but i've met bigger penises
Princess Kelley: hmmm
Francesca: but i'm leaning toward 7
Princess Kelley: i'm rewatching
Princess Kelley: oh 7 moves too
Francesca: also, 11 charges on a stand and 7 charges just with a cord, adn I think i'd prefer the cord bc you can hide that easier lol
Princess Kelley: tru
Princess Kelley: mine has a cord and its very easy
Princess Kelley: LOL
Princess Kelley: 1:33
Princess Kelley: LMAO
Princess Kelley: i can't handle that moment
Francesca: well they both plug in, but the stands up on its charger base
Princess Kelley: watch 11 at1:33
Princess Kelley: its on the stand moving
Princess Kelley: and spinning like rings
Francesca: lol
Princess Kelley: i think either will be fine, but i'd personally go with 7
Francesca: it looks like a seal or dolphin doing tricks
Francesca: mmk
Princess Kelley: so if you were leaning towards 7
Princess Kelley: go with that
Francesca: thank you!
Princess Kelley: welcome :)
Princess Kelley: when we talk next remind me to tell you that i'm supposed to become a sex toy tester for some online site
Princess Kelley: not adam and eve
Princess Kelley: ummmm
Francesca: no
Princess Kelley: lol
Francesca: I want to be a sex toy tester
Princess Kelley: LOL
Francesca: I can take WAY more than you
Francesca: lol
Princess Kelley: true
Princess Kelley: you can get post
Francesca: I'll write teh reviews and we can post them under your name
Princess Kelley: we'll split them :)
Francesca: hahah
Princess Kelley: Edenfantasies
Francesca: like toys over 6 inches or mor e than 2 .5 width lol
Francesca: i was just shopping there!
Princess Kelley: true fact
Princess Kelley: lol
Francesca: but i can get teh for less on amazon, also giftcard
Princess Kelley: giftcard is where its at
Princess Kelley: :)
Francesca: yup
Francesca: doubt i'll tell the cousins what i got though
Princess Kelley: Lol, i'm glad i could be of help to you ;)
Francesca: ok
Princess Kelley: LOL
Francesca: go to bed, i'll let you know what happens. It's my birthday gift to myself
Francesca: hahahah
Francesca: I'm so glad
Francesca: Sara sent it to me
Princess Kelley: its the gift that keeps on giving
Princess Kelley: the video of hte cat that can't jump
Princess Kelley: i feel so bad but i just can't stop laughing
Princess Kelley: its on my facebook
Francesca: I know!
Princess Kelley: over and over and over
Princess Kelley: and its just so bad but SOOO funny
Francesca: have you seen kittens jumping at shawdows on teh wall?
Francesca: they're adorable
Princess Kelley: yessss
Princess Kelley: i love that one
Princess Kelley: my favorite adorable one
Princess Kelley: has to be the baby kittne and the momma
Princess Kelley: i say its like me and my nana- comes out like what are you doing to my baby, and then like, why are you out of bed? come back here- i will eat your face
Francesca: um, you need to post this conversation, or a summary or it, Sex toys, sex toys, ooh! it looks liek a dolphin! OMG kittens!
Princess Kelley: LOL
Princess Kelley: sooo true
Princess Kelley: and the "i need help"
Princess Kelley: rush to friend's aid
Francesca: um, that was purposeful
Princess Kelley: ...with sex toys
Princess Kelley: LOL
Francesca: and it worked
Princess Kelley: lmao
Princess Kelley: true fact true fact
Princess Kelley: hey, i'm here for a friend in need :) here for all sex toy emergencies
Princess Kelley: i should have a hotline
Princess Kelley: now it is time for bed for me :)
Francesca: ok! night night! sleep tight
Francesca: and we will talk later, yes? bc I love you a ton
Princess Kelley: i miss you though- i'll call you this weekend? or over easter break?
Princess Kelley: yes pleaseeee
Francesca: you can call me any time. duh. this weekend is good
Francesca: both really
Princess Kelley: k :)
Princess Kelley: night night my love
Francesca: you too dolface
Princess Kelley: muah!
Francesca: ;D
Yeah, that's basically how it goes. Anything and everything ends in kittens and cuteness :)
We know, we're awesome :)
You just wish your best friend was that cool. :)
xoox
Princess Kelley
PS. update. She went and saw them in person and is going with 11
PS. update. She went and saw them in person and is going with 11
Me and Jess bought 2 vibes on amazon for under $15. They work better and are waaaaaaaaay more intense then some of the high end ones we've owned.
ReplyDeleteAnyway loved reading your chat LOL. Kara XOXO
Girl chat always makes me laugh, you always get to have way more intimate conversations than any two guys would every consider. And then of course it all turns to kittens.
ReplyDeletelol you're such a tool
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