Monday, January 31, 2011

This is why I hate having a roommate...

Post orgasm audio post, right before I'm about to stop the recording and have another my roommate comes home- I locked the door so I would know and not get caught (literally) with my pants down.
But goddamn it now I'm dizzy and I really want to cum! Fucking roommates. GRRRR

So if you want to listen to my post orgasm haze and then her coming in the door, here you go. A bit of comic relief I suppose.

Princess Kelley

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Beauty and The Beast

Sorry for the off topic (well its technically on topic for the blog, given that I am a princess, lol, but not related to my play date) post, but I just watched Beauty and the Beast, and just had to record this.

Princess Kelley

PS. WOW! I just uploaded my first ever video to YouTube. Not of me. But of the scene from Beautician and the Beast I talk about in the audio that I think is just asking for a spanking! I recorded it using my webcam- its horrible quality. But I'd love it if you'd watch it or just read the little paragraph I wrote there :)

The description I wrote there in case you just watch the video here:
I think the fact that this was my favorite movie as a child says a lot about me... watching the whole thing now, I can understand a lot of the jokes about communism that I didn't get then. All I really got then was:
"NOT you."
OOOOH she's going to get a spankingggg. :) lol

It also makes me think a lot about the fact that I really like to have the last word, and how for the first year that I was spanked, I can't tell you how many times I got spanked for balktalk. In fact, in the middle of one such spanking, apparently I started backtalking again, and he roared (much as the King does) "YOU DO IT AGAIN!" and I said "Well clearly I don't understand the meaning of the word backtalk then!" lol

Post comments on the blog please, not here :)
Princess Kelley

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Still No Pictures...

So sorry guys! Still no pictures. I have a horrible cold, and its snowing here, so getting a new cord has become a bit of a challenge, but I promise they will come super soon. And in the meantime, here is a bit of audio about my date :)

Princess Kelley

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

More to come soon. . .

Had my play date yesterday :D
Trying to find my camera cord.
You excited?

Princess Kelley

Saturday, January 15, 2011

My Top 10 Fictional Spankers

This is the list- you should still listen to the audio which has the descriptions and reasonings :)

Honorable Mentions:
Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk)
Adam Braverman (Parenthood)
The King from the movie "Beautician and the Beast"

The List
10. Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious) (left)

9. Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break)

8. Edward Cullen (Twilight)

7. The men of Whedon-verse (Angel, Giles, and Captain Malcolm Reynolds) (Buffy, Angel, and Firefly) (right bottom)

6. Special Agent Seeley Booth (Bones) (right top)

5. Special Agent Peter Burke (White Collar) (below)

4. The men of LOTR- Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir (Lord of the Rings)

3. The Winchester's- John (right), Dean (center) and Sam (left and right)(Supernatural)

2. Logan/Wolverine (X-Men) (below)

1. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) (left)

Did I forget your favorite?

Princess Kelley

Friday, January 14, 2011

Back Pocket

This photo was actually shockingly difficult to find, and not exactly what I was looking for, but I think we all know what I was talking about :)

Princess Kelley

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Exciting News!!!

Hey Team,

What the title says!!! :) (if you just want to skip to the news its like 4 minutes in... lol, I ramble for a bit first...but you might find the topic of ramble interesting, who knows, lol)

Princess Kelley

Monday, January 10, 2011

Princess Kelley, Age 12 and The MySpace Song

Hey Team,
Ever make a website when you were in middle school?

Unless you're my age, the answer is probably not. Imagine having your middle school life on a website- pre-facebook of course.

This is about a fabulous song called My Hope by Molly Lewis that is hysterical, and my response and then me finding my middle school website and freaking out about it :)

Part 1:
The song and thoughts on Facebook and the passage of time

Part 2:
Me laughing so hard I break my recorder (about 20 seconds)

Part 3:
The finding of my old website

Princess Kelley

Saturday, January 8, 2011


UPDATE: Hey guys, so it should be fixed now. I just uploaded the wrong file from my phone and I didn't check. Clearly I should be spanked for my carelessness.

So if you tried listening to it before and you just heard me freaking out about loving puppies, lol, try again now :)

Hey team.
So sorry about the wrong audio! I must have just uploaded the wrong file.
On my way home from a football game but i will fix it just a soon as i get home!
Love y'all!

Princess Kelley

Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android

Friday, January 7, 2011

Code Word

Hey Team,

So this might be my last post for a week or so--- I'll probably change my mind on that, but I'm worrying that I'm overloading everybody.

Its completely about spanking, and something I've been meaning to post since last summer! So everybody should be happy :) Sorry its on the less nice audio, but hopefully it is still understandable.

Topic: Having a Code Word or phrase for spankos so that we can identify one another in public.

Princess Kelley

Quick Nighttime Thoughts :)

Hey Team,

So here's a little 5 minute audio. Just me rambling really, but I think it might be funny... hopefully... and I ask for blog post requests at the end. lol

Princess Kelley

PS. Below the post of the puppies is a post about my new hairbrush... you might want to take a look...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


What the title says.

I WANT ONEEEEEEEEE (most 'specially the little baby in the last few pictures)

Princess Kelley

New Hairbrush!!! :)

Note: Well I did say that people didn't have to listen, they just had to comment. So here is your reward. I would really like it if people listened to that one though. Its not about the movie so much as it is about the search for ones self. I worry sometimes when I post lots of things that the less titilating ones get lost in the shuffle. But I do love this post ;)

Hey Team!

Wow, an old fashioned, text based post! I know, I know, your head is wanting to explode. It'll be ok though. I promise ;)

So for Christmas, I received a $100 gift card to an Aveda store specifically in my home town. I love Aveda, and its where I get massages when I'm at school, so I was very excited. However, I was then told that they had just won this in a charity raffle, and hadn't picked it out, and it was only to the store, not the spa or salon. Slightly sad, but oh well, I thought, I'll just go on a completely superfluous shopping spree! :) Always fun.

And guess what the first thing I knew I would buy was?

Sorry that's not the best angle, it was in the passenger seat of the car. Its a big brush, with a good sized head....I should take more pictures...

That's right! My very own wooden hairbrush. :) I had seen various "paddle" brushes (as they are known to spankos and hair stylists alike) made of wood in Avedas before, but had never purchased one.

I did this time.

If you have been a long time reader of this blog, or have known me for awhile, you might recall my history with various spanking implements, most especially hair brushes, and know that this is not my first wooden hairbrush. However, this is the first spanking implement I have EVER purchased for myself. (In my possession I have a set of small wooden hairbrushes, only a few of which would be suitable for spanking- one of which can be seen in my one and only spanking video- and which are hollow. I also have a small solid wood bath brush that was a Christmas gift from my first spanker. I have in the past purchased 2 domestic discipline straps for two different tops, as well as a nanny paddle for one of them from London Tanners. Lastly I purchased a small wooden paddle made of mahogany for my ex, M.)

(I'm still waiting for John to give me that leather paddle- the question of splitting implements after a long term relationship and if I would even want some of the implements and what proper etiquette for re-using toys and/or implements is very interesting but for another post- I'm thinking audio)

But back to this brush specifically. Clearly I have gone un-spanked for too long bc I keep seeing it in my room and not thinking spanking! I just think, ah, a good brush, my hair is tangled. What is wrong with me! This thing is a beauty. Solid bamboo wood. Not a lamenent or hollow. Its light but certainly hard and sturdy, and from the one swat I tested, packs quite the sting!

Gosh, I just wish there was someone to help me try it out.

What do ya'll think-- should I try using it for a self spanking to break it in? Do you think its pretty? Let me know in the comments

Princess Kelley

Eat, Pray, Love

Hey team,

Wow, so its only actually been 3 days, but it feels like forever since I've posted! I actually have created something everyday for the last three days for ya'll, but I worked reallllyyyyyyyy hard on the year in review post, so I thought I'd give people some time to catch up on all of the posts after the holiday before giving ya'll more stuff. Lol.

Ok, that time has passed. :) This is a bit of an existential and serious recording I did after watching the movie Eat, Pray, Love. I wouldn't in general recommend the movie unless you are yourself going through an existential crisis or really love Italy. I happen to fit in both of those categories, lol. :)

Princess Kelley

PS. The faster people comment on this one, the faster the next one will go up- which is spanking related and has pictures!!!
You don't even have to listen to it. lol. I just said comment ;)
I know, I'm such a tease!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2010, A Year in Review in Pictures

To correspond with the audio posts here


Did I mention that the food was AMAZING!!?!?!

Biondo in the back of the car :)

Biondo on my bed :). Biondo means blonde in Italian.

Yay Florence!

Did I mention it was cold???


The lady making my mask to my specifications :)

Yay Costumes!!! Next time, I'm doing it full out like this

The magical and mysterious blue orbs :)

Venetian Glass

Me in my mask :) Michael did a photo shoot- it was so much fun :)


My haircut :)

My friend's kitty cat! :) Named Yumi. I loved her :) She was pure mischief

Saint Chapelle


Me sick, with Biondo- love. pure love.


The Dolomites

"the alcove"

my attempt at a self photo shoot in public :)

The view walking down from Ravello walking down to Amalfi

A view of the Amalfi Coast from Ravello


Forgot to mention I went to Wimbledon, that was pretty fun

My apartment, before I destroyed it, lol.

A picture David took of me over his lap.

Bratting in the stairwell


at the airport in London


Did I mention that my roommate is hot, and that I'm a total creeper? Lol. This was after she pulled an all-nighter.



I forgot to mention that I went home for Columbus Day weekend and went to the fair- which is my favorite thing in the entire world!

Naughty School Girl

The Vampire in Action!


An attempt we made at a mouse-barricade to keep the mice from coming in under our door. It failed, lol.


My freaking beautiful papers! :)

I of course can't include all the photos I wish I could because I can't put photos of other people or anything identifiable in here, but I hope you like what I can share. Someone remind me to do a post on Europe through the eyes of a spanko, bc I took a ton of photos specifically thinking as a spanko, that I want to share :)

Princess Kelley