This was one of my favorite songs in high school and my last post made me think of it. I hadn't heard it in years but can still sing it all by heart. Just so wonderful. Given that most of you men probably have never even heard of "A Chorus Line" I thought I'd post a link and the lyrics. Enjoy.
Dance: ten; Looks; three.
And I' still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
I like to die!Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
My appointment to buy...
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!
Did the nose with it.All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.
Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either.
Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
Fised the chassis."How do you do!"
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
Fised the chassis."How do you do!"
Life turned into and
Endless medley of
"Gee it had to be you!"
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
"Gee it had to be you!"
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there.You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey.
It's a gas!Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you fine!
Tits and ass can change your life.
They sure changed mine.
Have it all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon.
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass.
Orchestra or balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits or class.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed...My...
Life...!
They sure changed mine.
Have it all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon.
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass.
Orchestra or balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits or class.I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed...My...
Life...!
(for the record, I am 100% natural, and will stay that way until I have kids at which point I will get a breast lift, or lets just be honest here, I'm going to start poking eyes out if I turn too quickly. They already have a tendency to go places on their own without adult supervision, but lets not see what happens when they're at my navel, lol. Other than that, I think I'll stay away from the knife. Doesn't mean I don't love this song though!)
xoxo
Princess Kelley
Kelley, I think you're really looking great but you should stick to your policy. You have a beautiful body but if you start bending the rules now for the edification of the male audience, you're gonna end up naked on your blog some day.... which your readers would love, I'm sure ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, I know some of you are gonna jump on me now...
Kelley, maybe you want to give them a shot of your back, topless where only bits of your breasts could be seen/imagined sideways. That would still be artsy and would serve as a topless shot if you feel like it ;)
Sylvie
Mme Kelley, you still look gorgeous and you have a great smile. Stick to your policy, though. I don't need to see every square inch of you to know what you look like, or to appreciate your beauty.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don't get a bullet bra I don't think you will have to worry about poking anyone's eyes out.
*avuncular hug and forehead smooch
Richard
Kelley, you beautiful creature. I am actually familiar with A Chorus Line, I believe the late Bob Fosse's production is considered one of the best and the T&A song is a hoot. I've already voted, so I'm keeping quite :-) unless multiple votes are allow ;-)
ReplyDeleteHi Sylvie, let us know when some of "the guys" jump on you for politely expressing your opinion.
ReplyDeleteMatt
Funny song! I haven't heard that one in a while lol.
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Jon
Hi Kelley,
ReplyDeleteI think you should post for yourself. Share pictures (and text and audio) that make you happy.
Hugs,
Bonnie
Hello dear, new message in France about your funny "roommate" story.
ReplyDeleteHi Kelley been checking in regularly hoping for a few more pics or are you gonna tease us for a bit longer ;0) lol
ReplyDeleteAny girl who will post "Dance: Ten, Looks: Three" is Okay in my book. I think you look great and write fine, so keep it up! I was well aware of "A Chorus Line" (and I'm a guy, not that that should matter), and how great that you know it too. Be well!
ReplyDeleteAlpine Joy
Post whatever you want, honey. But your SMILE is what makes these...omg! :D
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