happy Halloween!

So i haven't put my photos from Halloween on my computer yet but i realized i could email this one from my phone to my blog. Pretty sweet! Anyway, this is night one, and my first Halloween of age, and thus in a bar. Uh oh. Kelley in a bar? Recipe for naughtiness! And this photo inspired my response and thus quote of the night 'Oh you look hot! are you britney spears?' 'thanks! Actually no, im a fetish' :-D xoxo Princess Kelley Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android

Gleeful Spanking

Soooooo

I bet ya'll will be excited. Oh My Gosh! She's actually going to write a post that has to do with spanking! lol

Well, I could spend hours talking about my love of Lea Michelle's voice (and Rachel in general) and how I sang her solo from their version of Don't Stop Believing for my accapella group last year, and how much fun it is to sing songs that someone with a very similar voice to myself is (not that in anyway I think I'm as good as she is! I mean she is beyond a gem (as are Amber, aka Mercedes, and Chris, aka Kurt), but my voice has similar patterns). Sometimes I wish that I could just post the videos for ya'll- its so much fun for people to see me perform. :( Oh well. Its part of a different life. :)

BUT anywho, that is NOT the point of this post. This post is about this picture.
So I first saw this in a blog article linked from Yahoo questioning bullshit about if the cover currently on GQ or this one was too risqué for the show or the actors. Whatever. Like I said, bullshit.

BUTT ;)

Rachel, as those of you who know the show well know, is in desperate need of a good spanking (hopefully from Mr. Shue in my opinion- actually I read a good fanfic of that if anyone is interested). But regardless of that, Lea's backside....well its just asking for one, wouldn't you say?

(Interesting side note: Lea got her first shot at stardom in the Tony award winning Broadway show "Spring Awakening," and in the show her character is switched. Actually she begs to be switched. I watched the clip though, its a bit creepy in my opinion, but fascinating nonetheless)


I'm just wondering though, if the first time you saw the Glee picture the first thing that popped in your head was this oh so wonderful and just classic National Lampoon cover?

Love ya'll! :)

xoxo

Princess Kelley

PS. I saved these images over a month ago...damn I'm behind on blogging....maybe I need a spanking? ;)

I Love Pink

The color too, but right now I'm talking about the singer, P!nk as she is officially known on iTunes.

I have been a huge fan of hers since I was 11 and she came on the scene with her hiphop esque first album. Then of course, Misunderstood.... I don't think there has ever been an album that spoke more perfectly to those of us in middle school than that CD. And that was me at the time. Plus "Family Portrait" I truly believe is one of the greatest and most heart crushing songs of all time. I love the vast majority of her songs (Dear Mr. President, Glitter in the Air, Sober, Just Like a Pill, God is a DJ, Who Knew, U and Ur Hand all come to mind), and then of course there is the fact that she has a very similar belt range to me. Thats a singing term. Mine is a bit higher than hers, but that just means all her songs are really easy for me to just belt to the heavens. (I sang Dear Mr. President acapella at my high school (in TX) open mic night- it was fucking awesome)

The song Trouble was my person anthem for about 4 years. I never did anything really wrong (other than get in some fights with teachers....and get them fired :) ) bc I needed to get into college (naturally) but in my mind, I was trouble. Oh soooo much trouble. :)

Hmmm, guess I wasn't too far off....

Well the reason I'm posting this is because I have just watched the music video for Raise Your Glass about 7 times, and I just....LOVE it! I mean some of the animal rights stuff gets a bit intense, but the overall message, and especially the end with her dancing, LMFAO. And I just felt like I really needed to share. :)

Anywho, you should all watch it. And just rock the fuck out. Bc we ARE all awesome, and wrong in all the right ways.

Spankos sometimes, well we tend to look down at ourselves for a good chunk of our lives I feel. Until we find this type of arena, when we realize we're not alone. But I totally know, for that reason and so many more, what this is all about, and I am just so thankful that we are all here together to be able to say loud and clear, "here I am. If you don't like me, fuck you!" And I know that one day we will all be able to say that out loud too. Even if its only to ourselves.

So, we should fucking raise a glass to ourselves because we deserve it.

HERE'S TO US!

xoxo

Princess Kelley

Wow. So I was just adding all of the links for this post, and I was listening to Dear Mr. President...I had forgotten how powerful that song is, even if you don't agree with the political message, the music itself is so amazing. I just want to belt it out! Damn dorm room!

Bullet Points

Not joking, so sick of writing in actual writing format, so ya'll are getting bullets. But I promise more non-bullets to come. These are in no order, and of no specific topic. revision- I'm doing pseudo topics separated by spaces...maybe...if html wants to cooperate

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• So Yahoo decided to spam half of ya'lls comments on my last post. Stupid yahoo. I live for comments. They make me feel so special. And had I gotten them I might have been encouraged to do this sooner (unlikely, but possible)
• Yahoo did NOT spam the 3 from "phonesex." seriously yahoo? Seriously?

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• I am a pharmaceutical company's wet dream.
• about a month ago I was diagnosed with clinical depression. This is in addition to my generalized anxiety disorder with panic attacks. It was bad, but not bad like I know many people who suffer with depression do. Mostly probably as a result of the fact that I was already on meds for the anxiety.
• I am also in the middle of an identity/existential crisis.
• This is probably the biggest reason I haven't been on here much, or responding to emails. I just haven't done anything.

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• If you have emailed me, and I haven't responded to you, I PROMISE I am not ignoring you. In fact, your email might have been the only thing that made me smile, or think of this world that day. I read them. I love them. I am a failure as a southerner for not responding. Bc ya'll deserve a response. Thank you for being the greatest friends/fans ever. :)

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• Glee is the best show on television
• Ok. False. Welllll. Glee is the best show on television, BUT, Supernatural (which is still on tv, but I'm not loving this season) is in the running for best show of all time (currently about to overtake Buffy as my favorite ever. Joss Whedon still rules all though).
• Glee=singing= Rachel =love=spanking- a post will follow about this i PROMISE.

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• I literally spent 27 hours the other weekend reading Supernatural spanking fanfiction. Some wincest (don't judge, wincest is just slash but better), some not. But yes, 27 hours. This is only slightly abnormal for me.
• However, there were also fanvids involved. this is abnormal. They have nothing to do with spanking.
• I also intend to attend a Supernatural convention. Not joking. I am that person.
• If you didn't understand half of the terminology involved in this section, don't worry. You're normal. (But I must say, so not cool *wink*)

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• Speaking of conventions, no I was not able to attend the Shadow Lane party. Mainly because hosting a "Back to School" party generally means that those going back to school are, hey, what a concept, back at school.
• Also, given what happened in London this summer, I don't think I will be attending a party unless I am "known" or have a date.

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• Also speaking of Shadow Lane, just rented the new Keith Jones movie, "Smarty Pants." Great film! Love the new girl, she is very pretty. Kinda reminds me of me when I was thinner. Definitely brats like I do. Hey, sometimes the answer to, "are you going to behave?" is simply "No."
• Also rented for the first time Cold Comfort Farm. Damn. I know that the spanking is pretty weak, which is probably why some people who haven't watched a shadow lane video since the 80s might think that they're all like that, but I didn't care- those girls were hot. SOOO dated, but still hot. And Keith before he turned grey! OMG! Its like when I saw Mark Harmon (Gibbs) was the Sexiest Man Alive in 85 and was young and I was like, wtf?
• ....wow that bullet had too many teenager isms

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• Rachel Maddow rules my world :)

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• I have no desire to figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life, or for that matter what I plan to do after I graduate! I'm thinking Europe.

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• I like wine. A lot. But alcohol in too large a quantity is baddddddddd (re: don't do shots of Baileys and vodka)

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• I got an Android. Love it. :)

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• My roommate is the hottest thing that God ever created. I kinda forgot this when I asked to room with her. It can be a bit distracting....
• She needs a spanking SOOOO badly
• She's Super vanilla. :(
• I am a massive creeper.
• There is a photo on here of her ass from a year ago....I've taken more since.
• Yes she knows I'm bi, but she just likes it because I give her good attention that her long distance stupid boyfriend doesn't give her. And because I can tell her what lingerie looks hottest. And she knows I know these things :)

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• We have a mouse in our room. We named him JJ. Jerry Jr. Bc I had a mouse last year that I named Jerry (Tom and Jerry), so this one is JJ.
• We may have named him, but we REALLY want him to go far far away.

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• One of my seminar professors is letting me write my research paper on the history of the sprawled out female nude. Not joking. So fucking excited.

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• And speaking of the word Fuck. Two best songs I'm listening to right now that aren't from Glee or directly Top 40
• Fuck You by Cee Lo Green. Watch this video. Not only is the song awesome but the video is just....omg.
• Black and Blue by Zach Chance, I have no idea what this video is- just listen to the song

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• Halloween, oh Halloween. I'm sorry ya'll didn't get your annual post, but you will get pictures.
• Day One. Naughty Catholic School Girl.
• "Oh! You look so hot! Are you Britney Spears?"
• "Thanks! No, actually, I'm a fetish."
• Day Two: Vampire. I don't think my boobs have ever been that out there.

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Ok, I'm tired now, that's all I have to say for the moment, but the Glee spanking post as well as the Halloween photos....and maybe some of my sketchy photos of my roommate as well....will be up soon.

I love you all for always

xoxo

Princess Kelley

I'm Still Alive

And so is this blog. I promise

I just....have been having a really busy and rough semester so far. And this blog, like many other things in my life, the longer I go without saying anything on it, the harder it is to say something. Bc I feel like I've let someone down, or its too late, or whatever. September was the only month in 2 years I haven't posted a single thing. Not something I'm proud of.

This is all I'm saying for now...today was a bad day. But maybe tomorrow I'll give a bullet pointed version of the last two months :)

I love ya'll so much, and I hope you can forgive my absence.

xoxo

Princess Kelley