Lol. Ok, or that can just be me. But yeah, I've been working on this for the last couple days, and I finally have all 10 clips up, and I am happy enough with it to post the link here. It literally just went live like 30 minutes ago.
I did an audio post introducing you to all of the videos and just talking about how I'm feeling and what I'm doing and more about banner stuff (ps on that, I LOVE ya'll! lol).
For those of you *coughMIKEcough* who might be confused about the difference between a pout and a "sad face" here are some examples.
Soon I will give you a full rundown of the dozen or so different types of pouts (yes there are at least that many!) but for now, here is an oldie (but a goodie) and a new hit (which seems to be going oddly viral on fetlife right now...its kinda weird, lol)
Sad Face
Pout!
I know, I know, the difference is subtle... but then, so are the best things in life :)
So it is time for the first ever Team Awesome (what I call ya'll) Group Project!!! Wooo hooo!!!
Get excited. lol
Ok, so, I have decided that I need a banner (or a few) for this blog (Sarah Gregory actually asked for one for her to put in her members section- such a sweetie!) and for what is going to be my clips4sale site (which I should be opening in the next couple of days...) but you all know by now probably how ridiculously indecisive I am, so I would love help!
Many of you have emailed me with some wonderful images and edits of my photos before, and I certainly know that many of you (especially the men) save your favorite photos of mine, and I would love to have some ideas! So if you can think of what your favorite photo(s) of me are that you think would be good to use, or if you want to be really helpful and make a banner it might be used! And I will credit anyone that I use, and will thank everyone in a post when this is all done with.
So any and all ideas are welcome- either in comments or shoot me an email. And I'll definitely be asking for feedback on anything I create as well!
Really tired and have a ton to do this week school work wise (and I have been blistered enough this weekend about my schoolwork that I might actually get some of it done), so I'm going to keep this very short.
My weekend was beyond ridiculously amazing, and I just can't wait to tell you all about it. So for now, here are a couple photos to wet your appetite.
Oh, and yeah, there are videos too :)
Mike (founder (and head?) of Crimson Moon) was a bit of a meanie head with that hairbrush!
He's just a big teddy bear though *wink* :)
Me being a bit of a brat with Paul's (Tubaman) really nice camera one morning :)
Maybe somebody likes spanking just a little too much... :)
My favorite picture from the weekend I think :) aww I know, and he will whip my ass for saying this... but he's secretly not actually evil! He's totally a cuddler- well at least with me he is :)
lol, ya'll like don't even know. I have been spending way more time than I have readily available on this site the last couple days. :) I really hope ya'll like the video and it was worth it :).
Ok Team,
So this is of me being spanked by Todd from American Spanking Society (filmed by the wonderful Miss Suzy also of A.S.S, her blog- where she just did a really sweet interview with me (the one before was my obsession, Amber Dawn), and the SSU) just for fun after I teased him about his glasses.
I believe my exact wording might have gone something like, "Hey Todd, 1987 called and they want their glasses back." lol. And then I just might have called him Napoleon (as in Dynamite...) :)
That best conveys how I'm feeling right now. I'm trying to write a fucking paper that was due last week, and I magically begged for an extension on and got, and yet am still struggling to focus on! Papers normally flow out of me like magic and its just NOT HAPPENING for some reason for this paper! UGH! And I kinda like the topic too! GRRR
And you know in part why???
SpankingTube!!!!!
UGH! Why won't that other video post!!!! GRRR!!! I keep checking over and over again. And then it feels like I'm here and there ALL the time (which lets just be honest here, between re-vamping the affiliates and adding the "pages" to the top of this blog, I have been here quite a bit the last two days) it feels like there is no one here with me :(. But that's not true, I'm just here wayyyy too much!
So he just needs to approve my silly video so I can focus and get my damn paper done! And if you are reading this you should comment to tell me to take a deep breath, that you love the new videos, and you love the pages, and that I am perfectly capable of writing this stupid paper, and that I better get it done or else!
Phew! I didn't breath while I typed that. It was a rant in my head and in typing!
OHH!!! My email just beeped at me!!!! Good news perhaps?!?!
Hey Team!
So I'm currently having some major glitches with SpankingTube, as in I posted the video I wanted to share first with you guys last night, but its still not there, but this one, which I posted this morning, is! So I'm working on that- and I like this one, its just not the one that I wanted to be first for ya'll. But oh well!
Update: spankingtube appears to have crashed... is maybe god telling me something? lol
So this is a "spanking implement review" or "S.I.R" for a really awesome leather strap made by Cane-iac for Todd and Suzy's blog American Spanking Society. They are going to be doing a larger review for it on their site soon, and also will be posting a video with Suzy getting spanked with it as well. I will be writing some for that too. It was pretty fun- I figured, might as well help out if I can! lol. And for the record, this type of OTK leather is my favorite kind of implement, and this one didn't disappoint either.
So here it is. I hope you like it. :) And the other one will hopefully be up sooo soon!.
So while we're waiting for SpankingTube to approve the video that I uploaded, I thought I would post just a couple of pics from my trip. There are over 300, so there are going to be a lot of these random posts probably, lol. Hope you don't mind *wink*
Anywho, so Todd and Suzy have the most adorable kitty cat named Princess, and she is I swear to God, the prettiest and the sweetest kitty I have ever met! She is almost puppy like in her friendliness, and she is just gorgeous and fluffy! Plus, she's a princess too! So we got along very well. So I have a cute photo of here, and then one of me :)
UPDATE: Um, so it looks like SpankingTube is no longer letting you delete the videos you upload... yeah, not posting anywhere that won't let me control whether or not I can delete my own material. If they don't email me back asap, I'm about to go ape shit on their ass as well.
UPDATE 2: If anyone has saved my video file (the original one) onto their computer somehow, would you please send it to me? I won't even get mad at you for saving it, lol. I lost the file when my computer crashed, and would like to have a copy so I don't feel beholden to the site that hosts it currently.
UPDATE to my Updates: The guy at Spankingtube is going to be my new best friend! He is going to change my username so that I don't have to delete and create a new account, and he has an original of the file stored and will send me that as well! YAY!!! All problems (hopefully) solved.
Also shout out to David :) for sending me the copy he had! :)
I love ya'll so much sometimes!
My SpankingTube account is now PrincessKelley, but I'm only their for the videos- any an all communication and friend stuff should be done through here or email (or occasionally on fetlife).
Here are two photos from the first two videos that I will be posting. :) These are short ones...but I'm thinking of doing some/posting the ones I have of longer ones...
What are ya'lls thoughts on clips4sale?
I had the most amazing time btw, and I'm going to tell you all about it, but right now I'm exhausted, and I miss my Todd and Suzy, so writing about it would make me sad I think. So, just the tease for now.
xoxo
Princess Kelley
PS. headed back to see Paul this coming weekend. If anyone has any photo/video requests, get them in soon!
Hey team!
I just wanted to say a quick hello before heading to bed. I arrived to FL to visit Todd and Suzy (of American Spanking Society) this morning and have had such an amazing time so far! I can't wait to tell you all about it! Oh, and there are lots of pictures.
So I've been thinking, and I've come to an interesting conclusion. I am an expert on spanking. Not just like as a metaphor, but literally an expert. If someone needed a witness to something, I would be the person you would call to testify. I am an expert at something at 21 years of age.
I do not make this claim to brag or anything of that nature, I simply am intrigued by it. So there is a claim/theory out there that says to be an expert at something you have to devote 10,000 hours to it, and based on my rudimentary math in the shower, I surpassed that number a long time ago. I will break down the math shortly.
So what got me thinking about this was a conversation I had with Agent Burke (guy I'm dating) who I had a... slightly unsuccessful date with last night. Unsuccessful is not really the right term to use, but it just didn't go the way that I think either of us wanted and then there was some weirdness last night... but that's a story for another time. We talked today again though and things are looking good :). Anyway, it came out that Agent Burke is not actually a "spanko" in the way that I am. He is turned on by spanking an it interests him, but in a much more purely sexual way, and frequently a kinkier way. And regardless of what his interest in it is, he is pretty much a newbie- not horrible by any means, but definitely pretty new. But he considers me to be this crazy expert. Granted, I am basically a spanking zealot more than a spank-o, but I don't think there is "nothing about spanking" that I "don't know" as he said last night when I said that I couldn't explain a concept I was trying to get out, that a top had to explain it. (for the record, I was able to explain it). Clearly there are things I haven't experienced... though it is true that there aren't many things that are completely foreign to me- but there are some.
One of the interesting things for me, is coming off this weekend, that seems so strange. I do consider myself to be somewhat of an expert, but I loved playing with and getting to spend time with people who are true experts. Paul (Tubaman) is absolutely an expert at spanking, and is phenomenal at what he does. I suspect that this weekend, Todd will be similar in some ways. Fineous is the best there is (according to both Paul and Erica Scott!) with floggers, and CC is the best at the style he does. And I loved being able to feel a bit like a newbie again and get to learn from these people. And then to come back to a situation where I find myself almost as a teacher... its not one that I would have chosen, but it seems to have chosen me :). Anyway...
But that doesn't mean that I'm not an expert too. Even if I am only 21 (Agent Burke is 31 btw).
So here is how I broke down the hours. My life thus far has had:
7,947 days or 190,728 hours
to be an expert I need 10,000 hours (which, in this situation btw, would be 5% of my life)
So lets say that from age 5 (when I feel most certain I can say I was aware of my spanking interest, though it was probably earlier) to age 10 (when I got the internet) I spent 1 hour per day thinking about spanking. This of course is an extremely conservative estimate knowing what I did, but I also know that it is bold to say that I thought about spanking every day as a six year old, so we'll say 1 hour on average. That would be 365 hours/year x 5 years = 1825 hours
Ok, so then from age 10 to 13 lets say 3 hours per day. At this point I was on the internet but not yet sexually aware. 365 x 3= 1095 hours per year x 3 years =3285 hours
So in total, at age 13, I had spent 5,110 hours on spanking (half way there!)
Things definitely get kicked up a notch or two at 13. I started looking more aggressively at porn. I started reading fiction and fan fiction (which is when we start getting 13 hours and 15 hours a day type situations). I also was self spanking (I should have mentioned that at least an attempt at something similar to field work should be required for the title of expert.) So lets say 5 hours per day. And I know I had school, but I would get home at 3 and read fanfiction until 10 many days. Also at this time I started masturbating. And lets end this time period at 19 (really it should be 18, but then I'd have to split hairs) 365 x 5= 1825 hours per year x 6 years = 10,950 hours
Total by age 19:16,060 hours. Wohoo I'm an expert!
And then I get my first real spanking, lol. The last 3 years (my three year anniversary is coming up) have seen my relationships, my actual spankings, total addictions to fanfiction and other fiction, this blog, and chat amongst other things. I don't want to go up much from 5 hours per day though- b/c that's over a fifth of the day. So lets just say 6 hours per day. 365 x 6 = 2190 hours per year x 3 years = 6,570 hours
So according to my completely unscientific calculations, I have spent 22,630 hours on spanking in my life. (or approx 10%)
I'm certain that there are LOTS of people that know more and have done more and have spent longer on this than I have, even though I had the running head start of the internet. But I highly doubt there is anyone my age who has. :)
And yeah, this is what I have been doing instead of my paper. Fuck. or Fuck ya!
Hey team,
So I'm freaking out just a bit about my paper- and I am just so overwhelmingly screwed. But I really wanted to be able to post something for ya'll! And I'm really sorry that this first part isn't quite the juiciest bit, so I'll also include a couple photos of Paul (Tubaman)'s "hand"iwork. :)
Part 1
Note to self: ends as I'm bent over the couch...
Sunday Morning: hand print fun :)
Sunday morning- 6 of the Best with the Cane. Yes I said cane. Can't wait to tell you all about it!
Hey Team,
Have to run to class but just recorded a semi-short audio about being so overwhelmed right now, and about feeling all annoyingly over emotional having left Dallas. I've been told its the "post spanking drop."
There are two files bc my roommate walked in on the middle of me recording the first. So there was like 20 minutes in between- they aren't necessarily coherent. lol :) Part 1 Part 2
I just need a hug and some snuggles I think... *the saddest eyes you've ever seen*
xoxo
Princess Kelley
PS I can see when people access the first audio and not the second, and it makes me feel like you thought I sucked so you just stopped listening. In this particular case, the second one is better I think... and they're so short... and even if you do think I suck, just click on the second if you click the first so I don't feel so stupid. Yes I know, I'm ridiculous. :(
Blame Francesca for the blur on the action shot.. or me for moving- you know, whichever. Lol.
OR we could all blame Paul (Tubaman) who should know better and should have helped us make better use of our precious moment with three people in the room!
I like option three. :) Just don't tell him I said so! ;)
The others I tried to take last night for ya'll- so difficult! :) And there are more action ones, but most of them are quite blurry (this is by far the clearest)- but not all- so I'll keep sharing. :) And trying to get hold of all the ones on people's camera phones...
So I’m on my flight back to school right now, and I thought that it was supposed to have internet (that still amazes me btw) but it doesn’t appear to, now that we’re up in the air. :( Anywho, I was wanting to write about the party and this weekend in general while its still fresh in my mind, but its feeling a little weird to type it now… I really need to do it in audio first, and obviously that isn’t happening right now! Lol.
Regardless though, I also have to say that I have a new respect for a couple popular “spanking-isms” after this weekend. Mainly the expression, “tan your hide.”
So we all technically know where this expression comes from, but how often do we actually think about it? Leather is, in reality, just skin that has been “tanned,” and any mammals skin can be made into a ‘leather.’ Hide actually means skin I believe, not bottom… animal hides are simply their skins…
But in colloquial terms, the word hide has come to me ass, as we all use it. But the phrase “tan your hide” still then would go from “make your skin into leather” to “make your ass into leather.” Lol. Which is exactly how my ass feels right now!!!
When I met Jonathon in Boston in January, one of the things he commented on was how soft my skin was and that he didn’t remember my bottom having been so soft. The last time we had played was the summer before last, right when I had gotten out of my relationship with the ex, and the previous people I had been dating. So I probably hadn’t been spanked in about a month when I saw him then, but for the year and a half before that I had been spanked every weekend basically at a minimum! :) This time I hadn’t been spanked for 8 months, and had only had a handful the year before that. So I’m sure my skin was much softer.
The spanking also hurt a lot more.
I of course had experienced the unfortunate results of both too much spanking, and not enough spanking before. Back around Christmas 2008, I spent some time with Edward (my first spanker/Daddy/bf) after deciding to gently exfoliate my entire body, bc I was feeling a little rough. (For the record I’m not actually supposed to exfoliate due to my sensitive skin, so I suppose it was a just punishment for not listening to my doctor!). Anyway, Edward had always called me ‘iron ass’ before that. Certainly an exaggeration, but I was known to be able to take a pretty hard spanking quite stoically (the stoically part MOST DEFINITELY no longer applies to me, lol). He loved the effect the exfoliating had! He always wanted me to feel his spankings more fully. Edward gives longggg spankings, almost always starting with a warm-up of some sort, but he was super protective, and would have rather cut off his own hand than hurt me, or bruise me too badly. So when we had discipline sessions and I could just go and go it worried him. Suddenly, that day, a moderate hand spanking had me kicking and squirming allll over the place. He was in heaven.
I was not. *wink*
So on Friday, the first night Paul (Tubaman) spanked me, it was not like I had any sort of tolerance built up, and my bottom was soft and lily white. And he does not really understand the concept of a warm up. :( Well, I mean I suppose I was asking for it… with the hitting him all evening… :) But still! He just started Wailing on my poor ass! Just over my leggings and I was kicking to get away! And then it was bare… ouchie! He eventually slowed down and lightened up a bit, but even after everything I got Saturday and Sunday (all the implements, all of that- though he did make sure I was nice and warmed up those times) I was never as marked as I was that first night. He had to stop because I was so marked- the red splotches kind of marked.
Anywho, so back to the “tan your hide” expression.
So Paul had no cream or lotion (seriously! That man (coughman-whorecough *wink*) had hair clips, jewelry cleaner, and baby oil (which is what we used) and more implements than I could count, but he doesn’t have lotion!) and I didn’t bring any with me either other than for my face, thinking that I had some at home (false). But baby oil actually works really well for a post spanking- and it’s so pretty on a nice red bottom. Baby oil of course though, gives you the most moisture on a wet bottom, but there was no way I was about to tell him that! Lol, that’s just asking for trouble! ;) And when I got home I did discover one fun thing.
Lush
Lush, for those of you who don’t know, is this crazy organic beauty supply store, mostly for lotions and bath things, that smell ridiculously good. Francesca and I went there once last year, and I had forgotten about one of the things I bought- their uber therapy body bar. It’s basically body butters (shea, etc) and other yummy things in a bar form. Just imagine taking an actual stick of butter and rubbing it on a smoking hot bottom. It starts to get warm and melt onto the skin, getting nice and shiny and oh so soft.
Yeah, I think I found the best post-spanking lotion ever. :D
So I slathered that on last night, but by this morning, my ass has been officially tanned. That moment when it’s just rough and worn… happens a lot after lots of leather implements (Edward and I used to call it “scorched.”) And no amount of lotion or butter or oil is going to fix it. And I hate it! My silky soft bottom is now rough and dry! Though I do love the fact that I can take more… *little pout*
I don’t know what to do! I’m playing again this coming weekend with Todd and Suzy (so excited!) and I’ve started dating a really great guy in DC (Agent Burke *wink*), so he’s going to be spanking me, hopefully, fairly regularly (praise the Lord! We all know how much I need my spankings), so what can I do? Should I just let it be tough and rough and be able to take a firmer spanking, or should I fight to get my soft bottom back? And how should I go about trying to achieve that anyway?
So the next time a top tells me he’s going to “tan my hide” I’m definitely going to ask if he’s planning to make a leather handbag out of me *wink*
Yeah, clearly the brat has yet to be spanked out of me.
That’s cause that’s so NOT POSSIBLE!
Muahahahah!!! *slightly evil laugh*
Xoxo
Princess Kelley
PS. Can we say yay for pain killers or this plane ride would be just agony! Instead it’s just a wonderful reminder of my time in the big D.
It was completely different than what I expected and just beyond amazing. It was extremely overwhelming at parts... but in the end I had such a good time, as did Francesca. Tubaman took such good care of me, and every single \person there was just as kind as they could be.
Spent the night with Tubaman (just sleep- ya'll know me better than that by now! lol) but it was pretty fantastic to get to wake up to a spanking- been....a year and a half or more since that has happened.
Well...it happened once in London... but there was a lot of other things going on... and I'm not actually sure I got spanked in the morning... and it was so little sleep it hardly counts! :)
Anywho, not important, lol. I just... I dont' even know where to start. I'm obviously going to do an audio- probably tonight. And just so everyone knows, there are no photos- I'm fairly certain it was a no photo policy- but there are a couple that Francesca took from Friday night when we were over at Tubaman's house together. And I will try to get some now in the mirror of just how freaking red it is! lol. :)
And also, I ended up playing with more than hand... a lot more... but hands were actually marking me worse than anything else... but in an extremely controlled environment. I played with Tubaman mostly, but also a great guy named Finius, Mike (*wave*), and a guy named CC (I believe it stands for Crew Chief?).
And everyone was so nice! especially some of the ladies- they just were so welcoming and kind. It really meant the world to me.
Just so different from what I expected. Though I was correct that if I had gone without Francesca I would have freaked out, and if I had gone not "with" Tubaman... it might have ended differently. As he said, there was no one there that wouldn't have been good to play with, but he already knew my limits, and he had spanked me, and I trusted him so much. So like the first time I played with someone that wasn't him, he picked the person out as someone who did something very well (Finius and floggers) that I would like, I wouldn't let him leave. And he didn't- he sat next to me :). And it was awesome, btw.
I'm so happy (and so absurdly sore! Like you dont' even understand, lol) right now. I got to try two extremely safe and different methods of caning (I know, one of my limits! lol), amongst a lot of other things (I ended up going more the way fewer people, but a larger span of trust and perhaps implements, though really it was Tubaman doing most of that) and I'm glad that I did. :)
I love you all, and to anyone that is reading this that was there last night, thank you for such a wonderful time. I'm sad that I have to go back to school, and then who knows where else, but I am going to fight to try to get back in town for more of these parties. Thank you for your kindness and your spanks, and I hope to get more and more comfortable as time goes on :).
Yep team, its that kind of audio post.
Sadly it was done in my car so I'm sorry that the quality isn't as good as normal.
Can I also just ask that we please not let a fight break out in the comments section? The last first time I ever really heard anything about shaving or waxing vs staying more natural was in a blog post on a site... I think it was like Spanking World or Spanking News... when I was like 15, and there was like a knock down drag out fight going on in the comments over which way is better. This is NOT about that at all. Everyone can choose which way works for them. :) This is just me rambling about waxing and getting waxed and my lack of patience :)
Ugh, and for the moment it is still in the AMR format- my internet is being slow, and I need to watch Glee (yes I said need) before I leave tonight. So its AMR for now, will be WAV some time tomorrow. :) Sorry!
I'm not really sure what there is to say though other than just presenting you with this song and the lyrics and saying how much I sometimes LOVE pop culture.
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na
Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)
There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
IT'S D-DAY! :) And I am nothing but excited!!!! :) And sooo sore! Lol, we had a wonderful time getting to know Tubaman (the head of the party we are attending) and he got to know my bottom quite well indeed! :) I really liked him, and we both had a wonderful time hanging out with him. I meaning getting hand spanked harder than I've been hand spanked in.... let's just say a Very long time, but quite possibly ever... and then just getting to lay across a wonderful man's lap while he rubs my bottom and I chit-chat with him and my best friend... it was an awesome night.
Hopefully I'm just not too sore and marked up to play tonight! :)
But other great news is that I have my storage situation fixed and up and running again! So audio posts should be available again. And I will be recording one very soon. :)
Just a quick heads up though. The next week is going to be a bit crazed- the party tonight, then trying to get some stuff done here, then go back to school, I have a date (that's a story to be told soon), and 3 papers (that I have not started) due, then next Friday morning I leave to fly to Florida to see Todd and Suzy! AHH!!! lol. So I'm going to want to tell you guys so much about the party and all of this I'm sure, but it might take me a day or so just to process it all (I think I'm still processing last night, lol) and then school is going to have to come first for a bit... but there are LOTS of spankings in my future few days... so this is going to be interesting!
Hey guys,
So one of my wonderful readers, Charles, just informed me that I have used up all of my bandwith on the site where I host my files! I guess I'm getting kinda popular... lol. I'm working on finding a solution- might just upgrade to a premium account depending on how much it is.... and I'll let you know when everything should be up and running asap.
Love ya'll!
xoxo
Princess Kelley
So this started out as the beginning to my "lets talk about sex" post, but then ended up on this rant about how I was betrayed by my acapella group last semester and how it hurt, and how they have managed to hurt me again even now. If you care to listen, go ahead. :)
So I'm having a bit of a weird day- went from ridiculously tired to suddenly having way too much energy. And I just watched Megamind... prepare yourself for that when you listen to the audio. Its a bit spastic...even for me...though not as meandering necessarily- just spastic. :)
talking (sorta) about my concerns as well as I can while possibly not saying anything at all
about girls in the scene and competitiveness and
needing to feel special... idk :)
Me rambling again, and talking about awesomness
Yay for Blogger's new Composer! So much better! This is exciting :)...you won't understand that bc you can't see what I'm seeing right now...but its cool :) OMFG the new photo uploader! This is going to make my life soooo much better! You guys might not be that excited but I am SO excited!
Thank God Todd and Suzy are without internet at the moment!
Yeah...Its pretty bad right now...
Ok, I'm going to go now before I ramble or act like a crazed (yet awesome) person anymore :) lol, sorry team.
Love you guys lots!
xoxo
Princess Kelley
PS. If it tells you anything about myself, as I'm uploading photos right now, I am for some reason singing Feliz Navidad....
I sometimes make random noises- generally a blooping noise- without noticing... around other people... ask Francesca... she has to tell me sometimes when I'm blooping...
Ok so, I (shockingly) actually have a background in web design, and have been considered a very creative and artsy person. However, I SUCK at making decisions. I am extremely indecisive (except when I'm being impulsive, in which case I am VERY decisive) and it I feel limits my creativity, so I frequently will end up with simply what felt least scary...or what is I suppose the middle ground. Basically I'm the person who spends half an hour deciding which flavor ice cream to choose and then end the end will never be happy because I doubt whether or not I made the correct decision.
So all that being said, I need help. I decided to spruce up the place a bit- rearranged some of my links- added the "popular posts" widget (which was very interesting for me actually) and then decided, why not change the blog background. I feel pretty good about it (I spent sadly way too long for this to be the end result). I like the clean lines and the simplicity. The other pattern was feeling a little busy for me.
But part of me wants to go bold and like completely change- re: abandon the pink. Now. We are getting there- we're in lilac now. But my attachment to pink on this blog is a bit strange. Pink is not my favorite color (my favorite color for the record is periwinkle), and yet I feel like it must be incorporated into the blog in some way. I am a bit believer in tradition and history and I like that this blog started out as like a pink extravaganza, and it links to the Princess theme. I worry that if I get too far from that, am I abandoning or changing the identity of the blog? Is the girly nature of the blog part of its appeal? I don't know.
So this template (Design 1) attracted me bc in its original state it was super clean- lots of white, etc. And I kinda went to the middle (there was another one I was considering that was SUPER pink), and I'm not sure if watered down is the way to go.
So opinions and ideas (or coding and images if you're wanting to share your blog template with me, lol) would be very much appreciated! I'm going to keep working on this today, so things may keep changing. If you happen in and you have strong feelings for the one that's up at that moment- please let me know!
xoxo
Princess Kelley
UPDATE: I'm adding pictures of the designs I come up with so you can see the various ideas if they happen to change and not be there when you're here.
Design 7
Design 6
Design 5
Design 4
Design 3
Design 2
Design 1
Update 2: Ok, so I'm not sold on any of these. And it doesn't seem like any of you guys are too. HELP please! Let me try to get some basic questions answered
1. Pink- keep it, leave it? Is there an identity issue?
2. Dark colors with light text, or light colors with dark text?
Ps, the guy in the picture was just a friend at the party who happened to coordinate with my NSO theme! The guy hosting used to throw "blender" parties where you just wore whatever the hell costume you wanted, for whatever reason and we would go out in public after. He and I just happened to be a good pair. My mom helped me do my pin curls, and draw the lines for the back of my stockings (no garter at this point). My dad saw her on the stairs me in this outfit and she's drawing down the back of my leg and is like, I'm just not going to ask.
Age 20
Age 20
Hey Team,
So I'm not sure how many of you know this, but when I was 12 or 13 (and lets be honest, still today) I used to dream of being a stripper. Now, don't get me wrong here. I still go to one of the top schools in the country, and knew then that I would too. But I always wanted to be hot enough to be a stripper. Hot enough that people would pay to see me undress, lol. :) That, and as I know now, I'm kinda a total exhibitionist as well as an attention whore. And I really like stripping- lol. Well I did then (thin, huge boobs, danced like sex- it was a good combo at 14, lol :)). I still do some- dancing like that- but I'm a bit more self conscious these days. But I still know my songs- Cherry Pie by Warrant, Fever Dog by Stillwater (from Almost Famous), and Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Also would add Buttons, and Shake Ya Tail Feather (I injured myself dancing in my bathroom to that song when I was 14 actually- no lie, lol. I cut my ass and bruised it BADLY after "dropping it like its hot" and thrusting up and hit the corner of my marble counter top- ripped the panties I was dancing in. One of the funniest- and most painful- moments of my life, and I was too embarrassed to tell anyone!).
Anyway, that's not the point. I also have an intense love for Burlesque- and these things are NOT the same. I've been a pin-up as a costume on more occasions than anyone I know, and if I didn't feel like it would be a waste of my intellect and my life thus far's work, I would buy a Burlesque club.
And then this movie comes along and its like OMG! Thank you God! Of course, its not Burlesque really- its much more showgirl esque. BUT it's XXX-tina and Cher singing and dancing with hot women!!! I'm IN! :) lol. This movie is everything you hope it will be and more (bc the acting is actually fairly good- not expected) and no one should expect it to be anything other than what it is. But its very good at being what it is. Pure entertainment. And its my dream. Being up on stage, singing, in skimpy clothing with full makeup and hair and costumes and just...ugh, I die!
AND THEN! They just have to wet my spanking whistle even more than just showing me all those pretty bottoms dancing around with this little scene.
SWOON much!?!!? *fans self* yes please I want a really hot guy to scold me for being stubborn and standing out in the rain and when I won't cooperate he just picks me up! (a spanking of course should follow.
So, watch the movie if you haven't. The music is hot, and the girls are hotter. :)
I took a LOT of photos during my 8 months on the other side of the Atlantic, and there were quite a few that I took just for ya'll in mind, or just because I am a spanko horn-dog. :) There were a lot more than I thought there would be so this is a highlights I suppose :) [Not including naked me, sculpture, sex shops, or me being a total creeper and talking naked/semi-naked photos of girls I was in hostels with and/or on the beach :) lol. Those will come later :)]
Go random British club
Making learning fun?
See people, art isn't all stuffy
Granted...this isn't exactly the Louvre
The horse that bit my nipple.
Lets just say I have LOTS of photos of wooden spoons from Italy :)
Oh France :) I have no idea what this says. But does it even matter?
This is the Louvre though... :)
Ok, this was in just a random shop in the mall! A whole set- bra, panties, garters, and skirt :)
Oh France.
How I love you :)
But then Brugge gives it to me in chocolate...
So pretty! Too bad they are completely useless...well except for hair I guess...
My answers to the questions that have been asked recently about me and sex :). I will, soon, answer them in text form, but for the moment, you get audio. Its long :) lol.
